alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

ztacey:

debrides:

funeralsauce:

“I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie,” said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.

… “I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.” …
“Funny thing is, the records also show literally almost 1,000 complaints from people who stayed in the room over the years. Everything from a bad smell to an ‘eerie feeling.’ Several people even asked to switch rooms in the middle of the night,” said Goldsmith. “The motel really should have checked out that room a little more closely.”

How the fuck

"It’s not in the policy to check under beds during cleaning" YOOOOOOOOO HOW

This is so fake this would have made real news and all googling does is bring you back to blog posts and less than reputable sites.

People have definitely found dead people under beds in hotels before (Hotel Carter, anyone?) but this is definitely fake.

Also honestly I can’t even sleep in a hotel without checking under the bed. I’ve had some pretty shittily cleaned hotel rooms and been bitten by a damned brown recluse in a hotel room I like to know early if I need to be like, “wtf give me a non-sketchy room, thanks.” I will seriously check every damned nook and cranny in a hotel room for anything sketchy. Like, I don’t know if there are gigantic ass bugs in my room, I don’t know if some dangerous madman snuck in during cleaning, how am I supposed to know if I don’t check?

Rule one of hotel rooms, just check everything you do not know what’s screwy until you check. For all you know, your shower doesn’t work, or your deadbolt is broken, or there’s literally a cockroach on your floor (yes I have had that too at a 4 star damned resort, same with the recluse). Just check everything. Don’t listen to the rating, check everything always so you don’t regret it later.

littletootsierollaliengirl:

animemangadaisuki:

Water Cake

A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.

The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.

A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.” 

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These are like the little water drops in Bugs Life

fallloutdallon:

how comes the vocalists of the two biggest emo bands of the 21st century decide to dye their hair and wear electric blue suits when releasing their solo records